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[notasinglelady]

"Hello, I'm not in right now or more than likely I'm trying to avoid Rachel's grouching and complaining about how Mr. schuester gave someone else the solo and not her. Please take the hint if I don't call you back, Rachel. Thank you and have a great day. "

[ voicemail || call || text || video || email ]

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Call

[hbiclopez.livejournal.com]

Riingg.

"Hmph, Queenie better pick up."

Call

[notasinglelady]

[Ey look the 'Sympathy For The Devil' song can be hear. Certain cheerleader must be calling. He picks up.]

Santana.

Re: Call

[hbiclopez.livejournal.com]

I'm insulted that you would compare me to that widemouthed Hobbit. [She pauses.] Also, I want the deets on this Dalton guy. Wanky wanky, much?
And don't tell me he's straight. I saw that strut.

Re: Call

[notasinglelady]

My deepest apologies. [Feel the sarcasm.]No, he's not straight and eh can to awesome things with his mouth. And I'm talking about singing here.

Call - I like your Kurt. spicy.

[hbiclopez.livejournal.com]

Please tell me he swings both ways, so that I can steal him once you're done?
...
Oh, I forgot, you're the relationship type. Pardon me while I go puke.

Call - thank baby, I love your Santana and her AVPM references~

[notasinglelady]

I only knew him for a few days, but I'm pretty sure that he is only playing in my team. Sorry to crush your hopes and dreams. But he comes from an all board school, I'm sure you can have fun there if you ever visit Dalton.

Go ahead, I don't want to interrupt your diet.

Call [1/2]

[hbiclopez.livejournal.com]

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*click*

Text [2/2]

[hbiclopez.livejournal.com]

ill get u for that hummel!
ps. mayb i will drop by @ dalton. it must have more blue balls that a smurf nudist beach.
- s

Text

[notasinglelady]

Bring it, lopez ;)

not gonna lie, some of the guys here need to loose up
-k