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[notasinglelady]

I had the sudden realization that 'Like a prayer' from Maddona is a song about oral sex. That, by itself, wasn't that worrying until I remembered that Mr. Schuester made us sing that song a year ago. Talk about Fridge Horror.

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voice;

[notasinglelady]

[Oh no, he's not stopping now. No if he can hear you laugh.]

When you call my name, it's like a little prayer.
I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there.

Re: voice;

[graceful-bombay.livejournal.com]

Hey! Don't fight, you two.

Re: voice;

[notasinglelady]

We aren't fighting.

voice;

[graceful-bombay.livejournal.com]

Because it hurts me when you fight.

Re: voice;

[notasinglelady]

We aren't fighting. We never did.

Don't be a drama queen.

Re: voice;

[graceful-bombay.livejournal.com]

Oh, you're no fun.

Re: voice; ~have some George Michael- 'I Want Your Sex'

[notasinglelady]

Hm...Ey, Omi.

There's things that you guess
And things that you know
There's boys that you can trust
And girls that you don't
There's little things you hide
And little things that you show
Sometimes you think you're gonna get it
But you don't and that's just the way it goes

o-oh god.

[graceful-bombay.livejournal.com]

H-hey! I have a boyfriend! Stop it, you!

[c-o-u-r-a-g-e.livejournal.com]

[ ...still laughing, god. somehow stops himself, choking a bit ]

We were not fighting, Omi.

[graceful-bombay.livejournal.com]

You two have a responsibility to me!

[c-o-u-r-a-g-e.livejournal.com]

And what responsibility would that be?

[graceful-bombay.livejournal.com]

You two are my role models! No fighting!

[c-o-u-r-a-g-e.livejournal.com]

Your..role models? What?

Blaine, you do realize that Omi is playing you... right?

[graceful-bombay.livejournal.com]

You guys got me to come out... and got me together with Ken... Of course you're my role models!

XD

[notasinglelady]

I can serenade him too.

[graceful-bombay.livejournal.com]

Oh, thanks, that makes it better...

[notasinglelady]

Anytime! I love to help.

[graceful-bombay.livejournal.com]

You are terrible.

[notasinglelady]

Thank you.

voice;

[c-o-u-r-a-g-e.livejournal.com]

[ manages to stop long enough to finish the chorus for him, this time imitating Kurt's voice-range ]

In the midnight hour, I can feel your
Power just like a prayer. You know I'll take
You there.

Re: voice;

[notasinglelady]

[Oh, he's impressed with that.]

Like a child, you whisper softly to me. You're
In control just like a child, now I'm dancing.
It's like a dream, no end and no beginning.
You're here with me, it's like a dream.

voice;

[c-o-u-r-a-g-e.livejournal.com]

[ the extra effort it's taking is helping to take his mind off the meaning of the song; the implication of them singing it together ]

When you call my name, it's like a little
Prayer. I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you
There. In the midnight hour, I can feel your
Power, just like a prayer. You know I'll take
You there.

Re: voice;

[notasinglelady]

[Be glad he's not singing 'Like a virgin' to you, or 'Show me your teeth' ]

[Kurt laughs out loud.]

We need to find a Madonna song to sing that doesn't make the rest of the Warblers freeze on his tracks.

voice;

[c-o-u-r-a-g-e.livejournal.com]

...That might prove a difficult task, Kurt.

Re: voice;

[notasinglelady]

I know, I know.

But really, I would play money to see Wes singing 'Candy Perfume Girl'.