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[notasinglelady]

I had the sudden realization that 'Like a prayer' from Maddona is a song about oral sex. That, by itself, wasn't that worrying until I remembered that Mr. Schuester made us sing that song a year ago. Talk about Fridge Horror.

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[reversedpolarity]

Most music seems to be about sex in some form or fashion. Who's Madonna?

[notasinglelady]

I wot' say that is 'most' mus............you did not just asked me that.

[reversedpolarity]

Sorry. I really did.

[notasinglelady]

Oh my go, how can you not know about her?

[reversedpolarity]

Well, I'm going to take an educated guess and say probably because she's either a 20th or 21st century musician and I live in the 23rd century.

[notasinglelady]

Still no excuse! She was the queen of Music!

Do you have an ipod or some sort of device so you can play music? I have some songs to send you.

[reversedpolarity]

Aye, you can send the files to my computer.

[notasinglelady]

Give me a moment.

[You are going to get like, 3000 mp3 songs. ENJOY.]

[reversedpolarity]

[It's okay, he has the storage space for it. And he can probably get away with storing them in the archives on the basis that they're historical artifacts of a sort.]

That's.... a lot of music. Where should I start, then?

[notasinglelady]

I have much more songs. With Madonna and Gaga.

[reversedpolarity]

I'm afraid I don't know Gaga, either.

[notasinglelady]

Oh for the lvoe of....The songs are listed alphabetically, Mr. Scott. Just look at the G.

[reversedpolarity]

[There's a pause in the conversation as Scotty scrolls through a couple of songs.]

...'bluffing with my muffin'?

[notasinglelady]

Yeah. Some lyrics are pretty special.

[reversedpolarity]

It's different, that's for sure.

[It's a fair bet that Scotty won't be listening to much Madonna or Gaga.]

[notasinglelady]

[Shame on you Scotty, shame.]

What sort of music do you listen to?

[reversedpolarity]

[Once he discovers classic rock, that'll probably be more his style. ACDC, Van Halen, Guns N' Roses, Pink Floyd, Alice Cooper, maybe a bit of Bowie and Queen. Some Blue Oyster Cult, perhaps. A couple Elton John songs here and there. The Who, the Rolling Stones. Led Zeppelin. But he hasn't discovered those just yet.]

There's an Andorian band I'm rather fond of. A couple Tellarite bands. A few Earth bands too, but honestly, I don't listen to too terribly much.

[notasinglelady]

[Queen is fain, Kurt likes it too. ACDC .... :/ NOT SO MUCH.]

Tellarite? I wonder how alien music sounds.

[reversedpolarity]

I could send you some, if you like. Think I've got some translations of the lyrics too, somewhere. I should warn you, though, Tellarite music is... Well. Different, that's for sure.